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A fun gift for raccoon fans, coffee enthusiasts, and your favorite perpetually tired friend.\n\nChoose your preferred size and color from the available options. Please review the size chart before ordering to find your preferred fit.\n\nThe distressed texture is part of the printed artwork. Garment and print colors may vary slightly with lighting and screen settings.\n\nProduct features\n- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz\/yd² cotton-polyester blend for comfort and durability\n- Classic fit with a comfortable crew neckline\n- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste\n- Ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband designed to help retain their shape\n- Durable double-needle stitching with a tear-away label for added comfort\n\nCare instructions\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\n- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Do not dryclean\n- Do not iron\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 18000, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":67871457378398,"sku":"27557684038815655594","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sand","offer_id":67871457411166,"sku":"58492777640853579190","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":67871457443934,"sku":"13650522536825984657","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67871457476702,"sku":"23091936719352348893","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":67871457509470,"sku":"20219023983842660230","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sand","offer_id":67871457542238,"sku":"31772744153726391440","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":67871457575006,"sku":"25519356420347706439","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67871457607774,"sku":"13277891540995172891","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":67871457640542,"sku":"50873290601528198903","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sand","offer_id":67871457673310,"sku":"24930700807853508768","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":67871457706078,"sku":"20539194021925265232","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67871457738846,"sku":"96568092355616555278","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":67871457771614,"sku":"31047380867722471265","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sand","offer_id":67871457804382,"sku":"50513605948956705491","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":67871457837150,"sku":"40889708555732128179","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67871457869918,"sku":"16608006320125815908","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":67871457902686,"sku":"34027340818943983006","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sand","offer_id":67871457935454,"sku":"33436997298572860423","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":67871457968222,"sku":"52923818223803982547","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67871458000990,"sku":"36171397491103822938","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sand","offer_id":67871458033758,"sku":"65565470802075263470","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67871458066526,"sku":"85576415998355702160","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0770\/3134\/2174\/files\/20261028181025-1f1d2fad-936f-6be2-b61c-166bcfd4a727.png?v=1793222637","url":"https:\/\/unknowncollective.shop\/products\/funny-raccoon-sweatshirt-running-on-absolutely-nothing-unisex-heavy-blend-crewneck","provider":"Unknown Collective ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}